Generation X T-Shirt – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect (1965–1980

For the generation that drank from the hose, survived without supervision, and wore sarcasm like a badge of honor.

This double-sided tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s a whole mood. Featuring bold front and back prints, it celebrates the gritty resilience and savage humor of Gen X. Whether you're buying for yourself or gifting to a fellow hose-water survivor, this shirt says it all.

👕 Fit, Feel & Features:

• Classic unisex fit – relaxed and comfortable for everyday wear
• Made with medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) of 100% US-grown cotton
• Tear-away label for maximum comfort (no itching, no drama)
• Ethically produced by Gildan, a US Cotton Trust Protocol member
• Certified safe and sustainable by Oeko-Tex®

🎯 Front Design:

GENERATION X — 1965–1980
“Raised on hose water and neglect”

🖋️ Back Text:

Survivors of drinking hose water, blistering hot metal slides, little parental supervision, and not getting participation trophies. Known for our charming blend of cynicism, sarcasm, and skepticism.
The true fafa generation.
— Generation X

📦 Perfect For:

• Reunions, retro parties, or just speaking the truth
• Gifts for Gen X legends who’ve earned every line
• Pairing with jeans, snark, and strong coffee

Add to cart and wear it like the badge of badassery it is.
Because Gen X didn’t just survive… we did it without seatbelts. 😎